Look at this lovely (automated) email that the "The Longest Journey Forums" just sent me:
Hello Pvt._Public,
We at The Longest Journey Forums would like to wish you a happy birthday today!
It is obvious to me that the TLJ forum is much more polite and intelligent than this forum. Quite possibly more handsome too.
What? An excuse to see how many people I can get to wish me happy birthday? No... Would I do that? [:-"]
Also, what the hell is meant to be going on with this Smily? [>
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