Some hilarious stuff in here!!
"Cooking with Lemonhead"
"At home with Sharptooth - Vegetarian Edition"
"Survival: How to use random objects to solve minor problems in your life"
"The Little book of Insults: Swordfighting Edition"
The Uranus Wind
The Wally Wind (as in 'wall-like')
The Wind of Heightened Senses
The Wind You Cannot see, or feel
The Jambalaya Jetstream
My Pirate name: Capt. Major 'Bad Attitude' Baracus
I will try to think of some more - mind going overdrive now
EDIT: Absolutely love all of the long list of Winds above from "bvigec"!!!
Had me in tears! Genius!!