If nobody said these already:
Books:
"Voodoo For Dummies"
"Cooking up Trouble: Voodoo Inspired Recipes"
"How To Become A Notorious Pirate" - * All the pages have been ripped out*
"10-Minute Curses and Hexes"
"Practicing Safe Hex"
"10 Ways To Be Happy Without Cursing"
"Voodoo Dolls: What's Morally Unjust and What's Illegal"
"Tragic Magic"
"Keeping Your Cauldron Clean"
"Grog Magic: Grog Never Tasted So Good"
Winds:
"The Wind That Cried Mary" : I'll be surprised if nobody has said this.
"The Wind That Got Knocked Out Of Me"
"The Wind That Did Relatively Nothing"
"The Wind That Wrought Havoc"
"The Wind That Wasn't In The Forecast"
"The Wind Of The Misty Mountain"
"The Wind Of The Expired Grog"
"The Wind Of Bad Body Odor"
Pirate Name:
Johnny "Peg-Leg" Perry - I'll try to think of a better one!
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