What a stupid thing to say.
"America is like 16 hours behind the rest of the world" haha, what?! That's correct, every other country in GMT+0 except America which is GMT-16.
They specified the time zone FFS! If your too stupid to work out when that will be for you then its not their fault.
"Threepwood told me he'd found a sunken chest with no booty. It was my wife."