No game can beat Chuck Norris, because no walkthrough exists for Chuck Norris...anywhere.
Chuck Norris once entered into a Pirate Face-Off competition, but all the opponents lost due to unoriginality, because all faces belong to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the kindest man alive. He keeps us alive because none of us could live without Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't look in the mirror, because no mirror can contain the awesomeness that is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has no problem with point and click games, because he solves every puzzle with his beard.
You're the greatest. The greatest! - GuruGuru214
You'll go far in this life, Fawful. - That Guy In The Wheelchair
Fawful, you sir, are made of win. - mgrant
I love the Fawful! - Davies
You're like a bad comedian. - monkey_05_06
**** you. - Giant Tope
Why do you have to be such an ***hole? - Avistew
You're a miserable little weasel who derives pleasure from being a ****. - AllenB
Grow up. - Mike Haley
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