Originally Posted by Icedhope
You sit down to read and awesome book and when you turn the page, you get a paper cut and start to bleed out, and as you start to loose consciousness, and slip away, you see that Stephanie Meyer has written a new twilight book.
Considering I'd rather die than read one of her books, sounds like a fair death
(Just kidding! Just kidding!)
Originally Posted by Majus
Icedhope forgot to breath. He dies.
I am solving a peaceful and friendly crossword puzzle.
There is a very difficult word that you can't figure out. You try to look it up in a dictionary, call a friend for help and even search through the entire internet without finding the answer. You become so frustrated you bang your head against the wall so hard that the chandelier falls from the ceiling and crushes you. Turns out the crossword had a typo.
I am playing with my cousin's cute, little, baby daughter.