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Originally Posted by Guy in a Box

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Finding Nemo and Phoenix Wright. The story should use teen angst as a plot device!

That's easy. Nemo has reached his teens, or whatever the equivalent is for fish, and is all moody and depressed. This can tie into his experiences in Finding Nemo. Matters are made worse when Dory is accused of a crime she did not commit, though she can't remember one way or another. Nemo saw it, but he's not saying anything. It's time for Phoenix and Maya to don some SCUBA gear and clear up the mystery.

I didn't say it would be good fanfiction.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Pokemon and Quantum Leap. The story should use creepy interent fetishes as a plot device!

A writer of erotic Pokemon fanfiction suffers the same accident as Sam Beckett, but with a twist-- She inhabits the bodies of fictional Pokemon trainers rather than real people. Can she justify her hobby now that she's confronted with living, breathing Pokemon?

This is fun!

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining 1984 and Family Guy. The story should use unclogging a toilet as a plot device!

Unable to figure out who to vote for on election day, Peter flips a coin, and this ensures that a big-brother style dictator wins by a single vote. Things come to a head when the Griffins' privacy is invaded to the extent that the bloackage in their toilet turns out to be a government agent spying on them. In the end, Peter loves Big Brother.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Rugrats and Invader Zim. The story should use love triangles as a plot device!

Angelica is enamoured with Zim after he is a jerk to the babies at a playground. She describes this behaviour to the babies as a "crush", leading Tommy and Chuckie to both claim that they have a crush on Lil. Meanwhile, Angelica starts stalking Zim and getting dangerously close to finding out his secret, and worrying her parents sick.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Dexter's Laboratory and Monty Python & the Holy Grail. The story should use the future as a plot device!

In order to increase his nerd credentials, Dexter watches Monty Python and the Holy Grail 267,681 times. Slowly being driven insane by the ambiguous ending, he builds a time machine to take the characters to the present day, and they run wild, bringing surreal humour and random deaths to the place Dexter lives. He must find them and bring them back before they cause too much damage.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining The Bible and Lord of the Rings. The story should use body switching as a plot device!

Aragon and Jospeh switch bodies one day. A simple intercontinuity body switching, or something more sinister? And why do Satan and Sauron play poker together on Wednesdays?

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the Teletubbies and Big Brother. The story should use the apocalypse as a plot device!

The Teletubbies have fallen into a rut as of late. Bored, Tipsy signs them up for Big Brother Season 291. Thanks in part to a severe lack of people willing to humiliate themselves on television who haven't already done so, and also thanks to the novelty value of having giant colourful toddler creatures on the show, they are quickly accepted. But back home, that creepy baby sun thing, without the moderating influence of the Teletubbies, is shining hotter and hotter. It's up to Noo-Noo to save Teletubbie-land, before it can become a scorched desert.