[Guy in a Box]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Garfield and Twilight. The story should use time travel as a plot device!
...what?

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Chowder and Pokemon. The story should use a plane crash as a plot device!
...And Chowder crashed a plane on Ash and the world was saved. The end.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Metroid and Spiderman. The story should use a long lost sibling as a plot device!
SOMEONE MAKE THIS NOW.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Chronicles of Narnia and Mystery Science Theater 3000. The story should use anorexia as a plot device!
Hmmm...

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Code Lyoko and Chip & Dale's Rescue Rangers. The story should use the first day of high school as a plot device!
Erm...okay?

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Kill Bill and Twilight. The story should use moving to a new place as a plot device!
Edward Cullen moves to some new place, where he is immediately killed in a horrendous and gruesome fashion by Uma Thurman. The end.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Captain America and Emeril Legasse. The story should use Arbor Day as a plot device!
I'll say it again...lulwut?

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Snoop Dogg. The story should use hypnotism as a plot device!
WHEN THE CHICK'S IN THE CRIB, STAB IT TILL IT DIES, STAB IT TILL IT DIES, STAB IT TILL IT DIES...