Originally Posted by Icedhope
Maybe, DNF is the Pirate God? oooh, how we may ponder on that one.
That's probably bad. He'll just shoot Threepwood's kneecaps off and kick him in the face, headbutt LeChuck and throw him off a cliff into an abyss, rip off Nor Treblig's head and relieve himself on the remains. Then he'll take Elaine and Morgan and err, well, do what Duke does best in that department.
I don't think that matches the general "family friendly" nature of Monkey Island.