Guybrush: Mr. Winslow, I can't find our map. I looked for it all around the ship and... *pause*
Winslow: Sir?
G: Why did you stick it to your butt?
W: I didn't, sir. It must've been the wind that blew it down there.
G: Yes you did. You taped it.
W: Then... Then it must've been Morgan.
G: Well, why don't you get it off?
W: I can't, sir. Can't let go off the wheel. We'd capsize.
G: *sigh* So what do want me to do?
W: Point at it.
G: WHAT?!?
W: Point at the map, sir.
G: While it's in your butt?
W: Yes, sir. There's no time to lose now.
G: Err...
Gravedigger: And what happened next? Did he actually do it?
Shadow: I'll let you take a guess.
G: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
S: See, the scariest things CMI has to offer are only shadow monsters.