[Fealiks]

Originally Posted by OzzieMonkey

I don't even wanna know.

From Wikipedia:

A headcheese (or "fromage de le noggin") is the leader of a particular group or party of cheese. Historically, headcheeses have all been male cheddars[1], but in recent years female cheeses have been elected within various groups[2][3] and in 2006 a Swiss cheese was elected as headcheese of General Motors Company[citation needed], the first of its kind to be elected as a headcheese. The cheese, Julian Kraftwerk, said upon election that he was "proud to represent [his] people, and hopes that [his] election can encourage a more equal society amongst all cheeses."[4]