Rape is about lack of consent, and someone who can't speak (because paralysed, nonverbal or whatever) can definitely get raped. However rape is about violence, both sexual and mental (it's an act of control most of all) so something that doesn't have any feelings, be them emotional or physical, can't be raped.
So I'm afraid closets aren't considered rapable by law. If your closets are offended by that I suggest they start fighting for this right.
Originally Posted by Roivas
I've only gone golfing once but I heard the key to a good game was looking goofy.
So tell us, what is it like, getting a negative score in golf?