There is a difference between googling something up and knowing something for a lifetime. Something which could be very hard to solve via google, can be easydone by someone with that specific background. Obivously you have to design it properly but such things are easier invented than solved so i suspect it's doable.
Well, i'm around here since Sam&Max Season 1 as you somehow can see from the information below the avatar, i guess Lazerschwert for instance could attest that i'm a real german. As for why i'm asking: I just got curious but i'm also fine with west canada as well. I would have guessed more torwards Montreal due to some french relaionship you seem to have. :O)