I kinna help it, every time I leave the apartment I have to fend off crowds of screaming fans using only my wits and a katana forged by the greatest ninja artisans ever to walk the earth. If I don't entertain people, the fans might overpower me and steal my secret cache of explode-y muffins... all would be lost.
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"This grass feels funny. It feels like... pants." - Kirby
A song.
Also a song.
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