asked The Doctor.
"Uh, no. We don't fight aliens anymore" said Sam.
"The Men In Black's restraining order says that we aren't allowed three feet near any extra-terrestrial life forms after that Roswell Incident" added Max.
"Which kinda means that we shouldn't be here talking to you. But, I guess rules are meant to be broken, eh, Max?" said Sam.
"Yeah, if nobody breaks the law, we'll be out of a job!" said Max.
The Doctor just stares at these two strange, um, people.
Finally, he spoke.
"Alright, alright. I need you two to find a power supply, something made of metal, something made of rubber, and something flammable" said The Doctor. "You two seems to be good at collecting strange items and whatnot."
"Are you kidding? We love doing that!" said Sam.
"Yeah, we've been sending letters to the President about making it the new American pastime!" said Max.
"You're the president, little buddy" said Sam.
"Oh, yeah. Wow, that was a waste of postage stamp." said Max.
"Listen, to me!" The Doctor shouted, "You must quickly find these things! I need them to...
EDIT: Oh, short sentences. Sorry. Ah well...
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My Friend: You know, if only Bruce Wayne was bit by a radioactive psychiatrist rather than a bat, Gotham wouldn't even need Arkham Asylum.
Me: Haha, yeah. That's true.
*Minutes Later*
Me: Wait, Bruce Wayne was never bit by a radioactive anything.
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