"For years I've taken the back seat, played the calm one, played the nice one, whilst my little buddy had all the destructive fun, I stood by and watched on in pride as he threatened anyone with gratuitous violence for getting on our wrong side, but now, not anymore, I'm alone, my little buddy is gone, they stole his brain, and I swear down that I'm gonna gun down and beat up anyone involved in this until I get him back!"
