Thank you for using this elevator to go all the way from the top floor to the bottom, cyanide will be provided in case that form of death is preffered.
Unexpected signs to see on the wall of your kitchen
Status: Lame. Probably.
"Here lies a pirate who's wish was to plunder.
He found a fake map, led him 5000 feet under."
Wow, it's been so long since I was last here. I miss everyone. :I