Okay, here's my Sam & Max merchandise wishlist:
-Sam & Max plushies, plain and simple. Nuthin' fancy, nuthin' fancy.
-A toy hypnobear, or possibly a Torture-Me-Elmer dolls. (He comes with his own breakable spirit and detachable retinas!)
-A t-shirt with Max's face on it, like the one Little!Sam wears
-Max bunny slippers
-LIFE SIZE MAX DOLL. It wouldn't be impossible - I mean, he's pretty small. Isn't he only three feet?
-A Bosco Disguise-o-Rama kit, with Mr. Potato Head-like features that you could use to dress him up.
There's probably a lot more, but I can't think of any others at the moment.
I'm signing 1,000,000,000 more times, so that should be more than enough signatures to get the toys made, Telltale.
RIP: Real Max