(Gabe is sitting on the couch when the Cheat land on his lap)
Tycho: I won us a new pet from a wrestle man.
Gabe: Awsome, maybe this one woun't barf all over the rug.
Div: I heard that!
Tycho: Also, are fully automatic miniguns illegal in this state?
Gabe: I think so..
Tycho: Then Sasha's all yours. Now If you'll excuse me this Luger and I have a date with a certain Mr. Franzibald.
Scout: What's all this crap?
Heavy: My winnings from cards last night.
Scout: Can I have this Luger?
Heavy: Sure take it. Is too small anyway.
Scout: What's this squeaky thing?
Heavy: He is my new teddy bear.
(The Cheat gulps)
(Scout picks up FF2000)
Scout: What's this hunk of junk.
Heavy: Not sure.
(A BLU Spy attempts to backstab Heavy but the FF2000 leaps at him.)
(Asorted screams and mechanical whiring)
Heavy: Fruit F[BLEEP]r is credit to team!
Quotes from the great thinkers of our time.
"A fool and his bones are soon parted."
Max- 44th President of the USA
"Sometimes in order to hurt a person, youhave to tell that person terrible, terrible lies."
Tycho Brache- Writer
"I HAVE TO BLOW EVERYTHING UP! IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO PROVE I'M NOT INSANE!"
Gordon Freeman- Theoretical Physicist
"When you fall in a bottomless pit you die of starvation."
What's-her-face- Teen Girl
Our time sucks...