Strong Bad: Okay, I'm outtta chips so it looks like I'm ganna have to bet this thing.
(puts a bound and gaged Homestar on the table)
Max: What does it do?
Strong Bad: Speaks gibberish and prances like amoron all day.
Max: I've beeen looking for a new secretery of sports.
Homestar: (muffled) Yay!
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Quotes from the great thinkers of our time.
"A fool and his bones are soon parted."
Max- 44th President of the USA
"Sometimes in order to hurt a person, youhave to tell that person terrible, terrible lies."
Tycho Brache- Writer
"I HAVE TO BLOW EVERYTHING UP! IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO PROVE I'M NOT INSANE!"
Gordon Freeman- Theoretical Physicist
"When you fall in a bottomless pit you die of starvation."
What's-her-face- Teen Girl
Our time sucks...
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