I think Keelhauled
would have been a better fit for that scene in terms of subject matter.
On the topic of Alestorm, a little Leviathan
"Aras ∂a bi ronde rof oretta,
heard under helme, hiori-sercean bær
under stan-cleofu strengo getruwode
anes mannes; ne bi∂ swylc earges si∂!"
Trusting a 'loth is a lot like keeping a snake for a pet. It's not a matter of 'if' you're going to be bitten, but a matter of 'when'.