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Old 11/27/2010, 02:34 pm   #209
guybrush20X6
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If Homestar wa a player and bets "The Homestarmy Standard Issue" (Orange Bowl [Soldier hat] and wooden spoon [shovel replacement])

Homestar: Oh cwap! I alweady spent my money on a buncha wirless extention cowds fwom Bubs.
Tycho: I was going to ask "how did you fall for that one" but then I remembered who we're talking about here.
Homestar: I have no choice. I am going to put my position of Colen-el of the Homestawmy on the line. {Puts bowl on head an spoon on table}
Winslow: Well..
Homestar: Or I could bet the showt off my back. {starts removing shirt}
Winslow: NO! The er... helmet and weapon will be fine. Whoever knocks Homestar out wins the position of commander of the Homestarmy.
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