ME: Strong guy!
Heavy and SB: What?
ME: Um... Little Strong guy. Guess what!
SB: You're coming up with more ways to screw up my name?
ME: Yes, but that's not it. I've had more ladies then you!
SB: What!? There's no way YOUR Dweebface has had more ladies then me
ME: I've had 3 girlfriends, there has only been one girl around you at any given time for at least 13 years. She hates you.
SB:Shut up. I've been with so many ladies I can't even name them all.
ME: Because they dont exist.
At this point SB would likely get up on to the table and try to kill me. I would likely kick him back into his chair.