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Old 12/02/2010, 02:50 am   #213
guybrush20X6
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A NSFW suggestion

Heavy: Yesterday Egineer talks me into going on internet to check th RED website, then Scout suggests I check the "Not Safe For Weaklings" fan art.
Tycho: Uh Heavy, thats not what NSFW stands for.
Heavy: I know that now. {Shudders} Nithing but drawings of me kissing scout and pyro.
Tycho: Yeah, Rule 34 is a bitch.
Strong Bad: Rule thirty-what?
Tycho: Rule 34 of the internet: If it exists there is pornographic fan-art of it somewhere.
Strong Bad: You mean there's naked pictures of the babliens form the limozeen cartoon.
Tycho: Yup.
Strong Bad: Of me?
Tycho: No exceptions.
Strong Bad: {Looking uneasy} Of the Poopsmith?
Tycho: I said no exceptions, danmit!
Stong Bad: Of... {shudders} Jibbliejibbliehibbile
Tycho: {Slides his iPhone over to Strong Bad with a devious smile} Why don't you check this out?
{Strong Bad looks at it and then breaks out in the jibblies big-time}
{Max picks up phone}
Max: Strong Bad and Homsar?! Tycho, do you keep this on your phone all the time?
Tycho: No I just thought to myself "What if I need to tramatize someone tonight" and then sought out the most distrubing thing on the web.
Heavy: The Internet is too creepy. I'll stick to Playboy.
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