So, depressingly, i.. got scammed. no, i will not go into details because it is sorta my fault.
So, i begrudgingly come here to ask a favor of anyone who is willing to trade me a Max Hat. I don't have many items though, but I'll do what i can. the name's Awesome74.
http://www.tf2items.com/id/Awesome74 Take your pick. Anything but the festive crate, please.