Taking some shots at this despite my complete ignorance of casual Japanese grammar.
Well, here we are in Japan, land of the Rising Sun and home to shambling, rubberized beasties of all persuasions!
(Jaa, koko Nihon! Osoroshikute henteko de eigateki na kaijuu darake!)
(Well, here's Japan! Filled with terrifying, weird and movie-like monsters!)
(Well, here Japan! Scary and strange and movie-like monsters riddled with!)
(when i return land to the right suntan lotion ling rubberized these days of all persuasions)
Y'know, this is exactly what my dreams look like when I eat green bananas in bed!
(Ne, yume ga kore ni nachatte. Midori banana konasu kara to omou.)
(Huh, my dreams have become this lately. I think it's because of those green bananas.)
(Hey, dreams here in end up become. Green banana digest from with think.)
(in only sixteen did extremely well)
Looks like we got here just in time! This town is desperately in need of our extreme brand of unauthorized freelance policing!
(Suresure itta! Suupaa hanahadashii furiiransu keisatsu keibi shite agete wa dou?)
(We sure got here on time! How about we supply this town with some SUPER EXCESSIVE FREELANCE POLICE DEFENSE?)
(On the margin went! Super Extreme Freelance Police Defense doing giving as for how about?)
(dada dog-eared just in time discounts desperately in need of our extreme brando unauthorized freelance policing)
Extreme Freelance Police! Sounds like a committee-generated notion for next season, Sam.
(Suupaa hanahadashii furiiransu keisatsu! Terebi prodyuusa donna iken kana.)
(Super Excessive Freelance Police! Wonder what the higher ups will think of this.)
(Super Extreme Freelance Police! Television producer what kind of opinion I wonder.)
(extreme relates policeman sounds like a committee generated notion for next season sam)
Quiet, Max, they'll hear ya.
(Nah, they won't even bother!)
(No, can't do.)
(quiet maxtor cheerio)
So how'd I do?