[Secret Fawful]

[W] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

[Y] Over the age of 18?

[X] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

[Z] Do you have medical insurance?

[Mental illness? HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW..I'LL KILL YOU.] Any history of mental illness?

[No, my Dad's head is still in my house.] Are you the current head of your household?

[X] Are you an orphan?

[ ] Would you be missed?

[That depends on whether I'm THE DEVIL or not.] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

[Only the look of delight I get when I KILL.] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

[X] Do you wear vests?

[BLAAARGH. Cough cough. Nope.] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

[X] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

[X] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

[X] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

[GRAAARGH! What are these damn animals!?] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

[I hear them!] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

[It hurts it hurts it hurts.] Willing to work weekends?