[X] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?
[X] Over the age of 18?
[ ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?
[X] Do you have medical insurance?
[ ] Any history of mental illness?
[X] Are you the current head of your household?
[ ] Are you an orphan?
[ ] Would you be missed?
[X] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?
[ ] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?
[\] Do you wear vests?
[ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?
[ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?
[X] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?
[X] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?
[X] Ability to think clearly under pressure?
[ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?
[X] Willing to work weekends?