[Yes] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?
[Yes] Over the age of 18?
[Yes ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?
Does it count if I pass out?
[Yes] Do you have medical insurance?
[Yes] Any history of mental illness?
[Yes] Are you the current head of your household?
[Not...yet...] Are you an orphan?
[Maybe] Would you be missed?
That depends on how you define "Missed"
[Yes] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?
Only every day!
[Yes] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?
[NEVER] Do you wear vests?
[NO] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?
[YES] Are you allergic to cheetahs?
[YESYESYES] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?
[Totally] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?
[Water or air?] Ability to think clearly under pressure?
[They are like sweet music to me] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?
[Only if I don't have to work weekdays] Willing to work weekends?
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others.