[KuroShiro]

[Yes] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

[Yes] Over the age of 18?

[Yes ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?
Does it count if I pass out?

[Yes] Do you have medical insurance?

[Yes] Any history of mental illness?
Hehehehheheheheeeeeeee

[Yes] Are you the current head of your household?

[Not...yet...] Are you an orphan?

[Maybe] Would you be missed?
That depends on how you define "Missed"

[Yes] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?
Only every day!

[Yes] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

[NEVER] Do you wear vests?

[NO] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

[YES] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

[YESYESYES] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

[Totally] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

[Water or air?] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

[They are like sweet music to me] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

[Only if I don't have to work weekdays] Willing to work weekends?