[ ] Are you a fan of Telltale Games? No, more like a leaf blower.
[X] Over the age of 18? Preferably.
[X] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes? Never tried, but I'm confident.
[ ] Do you have medical insurance? They refused to give me one...
[ ] Any history of mental illness? Mental illnesses have a vivid and colorful history.
[X] Are you the current head of your household? Yes, but I have only one, not three.
[X] Would you be missed? Hopefully. It hurts if not. Physically.
[X] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself? Don't like to brag...
[ ] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions? No. Unlimited.
[ ] Do you wear vests? No. Nor anything else.
[ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns? I need to check my inventory.
[ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs? Never tried. What do they taste like?
[X] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life? One of my goals?
[X] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus? Are they the twins next door?
[X] Ability to think clearly under pressure? 100 meters below surface pressure or elephant is sitting on me pressure?
[X] Willing to work weekends? Sure. I won't work monday through friday, though.