[X] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?
[X] Over the age of 18?
[X] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?
But I'm not sure I can re-start breathing after that
[X] Do you have medical insurance?
[X] Any history of mental illness?
I once meet a very strange mad man... oh, wait, you were asking about mental illnesses of my own...
[ ] Are you the current head of your household?
[ ] Are you an orphan?
No, but I'm on an "orfeón" (Spanish word for "choir"). Close enough?
[X] Would you be missed?
...so I hope
[ ] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?
[X] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?
[X] Do you wear vests?
But only if strictly necessary
[X] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?
I must not eat after midnight... I think it's somehow related with my photophobia and the strange things that happens when I get wet...
[X] Are you allergic to cheetahs?
No, but I prefer Cheetos
[X] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?
YES. HELL YES!!!
[ ] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?
[X] Ability to think clearly under pressure?
Yes. No. Or was it yes? Oh, I don't know. STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS!!!
[X] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?
Only if it's not me who is making them
[X] Willing to work weekends?
Could it be by teleworking?