"Hello. My name is Tom Pravetz."
"Like Lenny?"
"... No. Like Tom."
"How do you spell it?"
"P... R... A...v--"
"BRAD?"
"No. Not Brad."
"Then how is it spelled?!"
"... (sigh) Like Lenny Kravitz except with a 'P' instead of a 'K' and an 'E' instead of the 'I'..."
This... happens... often.
ALSO!
This is still the only good picture of me. I still look like this.
