Elaine: Allow me to introduce myself - Elaine Marley Threepwood, Mighty Giant Slayer™. Any last words?
Guybrush: You used DeSinge's helmet again, didn't you?
Elaine: Er... Maybe.
Guybrush: You will all pay for this later, believe me!
Otis: Yeah? What are you going to do, shoot the cannon and sink the ship?
Carla: Haha, good one!
Roger, the evil demonic talking skull tatoo: Haw haw!
Guybrush, to himself: You actually gave me a pretty good idea right now.
Rottingham: I am doomed, am I not?
Louse who sounds suspiciously like Eric Idle: Oh, cheer up, Rene, you know what they say...
Lice: Always look on the bright side of your lice! *Whistle*