Aaaaaugh! I haytchoo, awesome pants! I need to be someplace awesome in 30 minutes, but your zipper is always, ALWAYS stuck at the bottom! I'd wear some other pants, but they're not as awesome as you!
My Friend: You know, if only Bruce Wayne was bit by a radioactive psychiatrist rather than a bat, Gotham wouldn't even need Arkham Asylum.
Me: Haha, yeah. That's true.
Me: Wait, Bruce Wayne was never bit by a radioactive anything.