Aaaaaugh! I haytchoo, awesome pants! I need to be someplace awesome in 30 minutes, but your zipper is always, ALWAYS stuck at the bottom! I'd wear some other pants, but they're not as awesome as you!
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My Friend: You know, if only Bruce Wayne was bit by a radioactive psychiatrist rather than a bat, Gotham wouldn't even need Arkham Asylum.
Me: Haha, yeah. That's true.
*Minutes Later*
Me: Wait, Bruce Wayne was never bit by a radioactive anything.
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