Originally Posted by Comrade Pants
You know who *does* hang out with vodka one on one? Russians. And Russians beat the Nazis. Ergo, hatred of vodka equates to love of Nazis. QED~
People said "Joe! Why did you sign that non-aggression treaty with Hitler?" and he replied, "Don't worry! I'm just Stalin!"
Bwahaha! Get it? "Stalin"? Ahahaha! Pheeww.. That's a good one.