Rubber ducks are nothing. How about rubber corporations? I don't believe I have ever seen a major corporation in a video game, not portrayed in a negative light, not to mention ones constructed from non-metallic materials.
But how about the literary and textual value (and lack thereof) of some games? You've touched upon that in the Blades of Stenchtar bilogy, but I'd like to know how you respond to games that cheapen the serious value of a game's story in the name of gameplay, and conversely, games that sacrifice gameplay for story. Do you see a day when video games will be as valued texts as books and film are now?
Actually, I'd just like to see your reaction to a stocky bipedal dog and psychotic rabbity thing dropping by your
broom closet well-furnished office.