Originally Posted by coolsome
The best line of that fan fic was " I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie."
I don't know who he is but genraly as a rule when I want to screw someone I dont wish I was related to them!
Gerard Way is the writer of a comic book called The Umbrella Academy. It's awesome.
My Friend: You know, if only Bruce Wayne was bit by a radioactive psychiatrist rather than a bat, Gotham wouldn't even need Arkham Asylum.
Me: Haha, yeah. That's true.
Me: Wait, Bruce Wayne was never bit by a radioactive anything.