Originally Posted by Comrade Pants
No, I'm pretty sure it's because you envy Comrade Mortis. Yup. That's it. Really, every woman does. She was just the lucky one~
I was about to say "You wish" but then I realized that I really like my intestines where they are and don't want Comrade Mortis playing with them.
Actually, I totally just said it anyway. Oh well. Off to get some chain mail!
ETERNAL QUEEN OF HALLOWEEN STATUS CONFERRED. ~ Comrade Pants
How can we be sure that Alcoremortis isn't just Comrade Pants trollplaying as a girl? ~ GuruGuru214
You're a shiny bright star; floating amongst a million slimy slugs in a sea of sludge. You transcend the pre-conceived and supposed limits of the human race, to emerge from the pit of pitiful maggots as a beautiful, majestic butterfly. ~ Davies
The suspence of what's gonna come after death is killing me! ~ Jon NA
Are you a secret Plaster Princess or something? ~ Secret Fawful