Originally Posted by coolsome
He can suck the wine out of the packaging.
That...doesn't sound nearly as pleasant as drinking it out of a crystal wine goblet.
Originally Posted by Chyron8472
You could always use it in a stew pot in an effort to reach Monkey Island™.
This is very true. And now that you've shown me where Monkey Island is...
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