You are really far too good.
Guess it's time for another pitch from me, using my format from the first page of three lines of dialogue, two props, and a basic premise/setting, but I won't specify which is which this time. Except for the premise thing.
-A large whale.
-A Black Hole The Size of Switzerland
-King Arthur's Court
-A Dumpster in an Alleyway
Premise: Everything is going wrong, and only Mild Mannered Jay Jasonson can save the day (if he can escape the chainsaw murderer's wrath, that is)!