[RetroVortex]

O Honey Badger,
How you don't "give a shit".
Even when you are bitten by a snake,
Or clobbered by a rake,
You just shrug it off.

When it comes to food you are no scoff.
Everything's a potential meal,
As long as it has breath and can feel.

Don't you ever get ill?
Don't you ever feel a chill?
Not even a little shake or fit?
I guess not. For you do not give a shit.

A Sumatran Rat Monkey has got nothing on you,
And King Kong would rather go to a zoo,
Your streaks of black and white, not unlike a Badger or a Skunk,
Though those animals balls would truly be shrunk,
If they ever had to be in the same room as your poo,
But I wouldn't blame them, for I am afriad of you too!

*need to finish this later*