Lady: How get with women so easily?
Jack Nicholson: I think of a man. And I take away reason and accountability.
Chevy Chase: What a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is!
R. Lee Ermey: How tall are you, private?
Cowboy: SIR, FIVE-FOOT-NINE, SIR!
R. Lee Ermey: 5 ft, 9! I didn't know they stacked shit that high!
Last edited by Noname215; 03/28/2012 at 07:17 pm.