This was pretty fantastic. I giggled quite a lot while reading this. Also, I feel a strange compulsion to play this game now. I mean, Amazonian dinosaur women! Why has no one else capitalized on this? Why are all the new games are all about zombies, zombies, zombies when they could have gotten the Xena and Jurassic Park demographic in one go!
ETERNAL QUEEN OF HALLOWEEN STATUS CONFERRED. ~ Comrade Pants
How can we be sure that Alcoremortis isn't just Comrade Pants trollplaying as a girl? ~ GuruGuru214
You're a shiny bright star; floating amongst a million slimy slugs in a sea of sludge. You transcend the pre-conceived and supposed limits of the human race, to emerge from the pit of pitiful maggots as a beautiful, majestic butterfly. ~ Davies
The suspence of what's gonna come after death is killing me! ~ Jon NA
Are you a secret Plaster Princess or something? ~ Secret Fawful