You are amazing my man. After searching for forever, I finally got it to work!
Disconnecting the Xbox 360 gamepad from USB and setting compatibility mode to XP SP3 worked like a charm. I could just kiss you!
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Paying it forward for others!
Signed up to this forum just to thank you!