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Old 08/09/2012, 02:47 pm   #16
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Originally Posted by der_ketzer View Post
And you just don't want to know how many of them you eat in a year.
Statistics say 7 but to be honest. They like dark and moist places. It should be a lot more than 7.
Well, they're apparently the thing you want to be eating in a famine, actually. This is because they're practically all fat. I know this because I dissected one at Berkeley and it was ridiculous trying to find any of the major organs because there was all this fat in the way.

This is probably what prompted my phobia. Seriously, when I was dissecting the thing, I swear it moved.
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