[Dangerzone]

I just like playing these games cause it allows you to become someone else, and pretty much do anything you want... Where else can you lob a grenade into traffic and count how many cars you can take out at once with it?

(Speaking of which, the games are totally unrealistic... cops don't come after you for stabbing random people on the street... *Pfft*)

... I also like to see how low they can go with the various adverts, radio, and now tv station bits... sadly they get old fast, even before you complete the game.

I think i am the only person who actually tries to hit 100% completion in those games... doing the various side, and odd jobs, mini-games, etc. damn things take over a month to do everything.... they actually have TOO MUCH junk to do in them.

Then after you complete them, they have absolutely no replay value whatsoever. so they get lost... end up in the back of the bookcase, or wedged behind the tv, and get all sticky and warped from the heat, spilled soda, and junk food wrappers stuffed back there.... you know, the place you always miss during spring cleaning... speaking of which, uh... i gotta go and get some industrial gloves to remove that fire hazard behind my flatscreen....

See you all next month.