Total Recall (new) - Blank/Blank
Kate Beckinsale needs to get a new job. Maybe a waitress. She's so damn awful in this. Why the hell does Len Wiseman keep hiring he-
Wha...
Wha...what?
OH SHIIIIIIII- that explains it.
But yeah, Wiseman is really starting to remind me of Paul WS Anderson with his shitty mediocre action movi-
Eh?
Wha?
Noooooo.....
How freaking whipped and lame do you have to be to...no...no....these women are the directors, not the guys. They're calling the shots. The guys are just there in name only. I'm convinced now. Sheesh, why couldn't we replace these guys with a couple more guys half as talented as Steven Spielber-
That SHIT DOESN'T COUNT!