Don't judge me for this.
Sweet Christmas, this film was awful. NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENS. It's one of the most boring things I've ever had to sit through. The plot feels like it takes place over a week and a half, the characters are uniformly unlikeable, you could replace the actors with cardboard cutouts and you'd get better performances, the action scenes are ineptly shot, there's no tension whatsoever and it's just an absolute chore to get through. Lord knows how it got to be so popular. Even the Rifftrax barely manages to make it tolerable. An absolute blight upon humanity and everyone who claims to like it should be punched in the face.
Originally Posted by MusicallyInspired
Darth, you are by far the most interesting and colourful mod here.
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