[Vainamoinen]

All right, all right. We'll give it a shot.


[X] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?
Mostly... yes.

[X] Over the age of 18?
Yes.

[ ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?
I've never tried and I never will. So, maybe.

[X] Do you have medical insurance?
By German law, yes I have.

[X] Any history of mental illness?
Philanthropy might be considered a mental illness, so yes.

[X] Are you the current head of your household?
I am the one in my household with a head, so yes.

[ ] Are you an orphan?
Thankfully, my mother is still around.

[X] Would you be missed?
By few, but yes, very much so.

[ ] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?
I melt pretty quickly.

[ ] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?
My facial expressions are vast, my face is like a rubber mask and lends itself to exaggerations of Christopher Lloyd proportions. So, not only according to Gary Faigin, no I don't.

[ ] Do you wear vests?
I don't think I ever did. I wouldn't be afraid to though.

[X] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?
The weak stomach, maybe. My nutrition is my concern, but I don't have dietary concerns by definition.

[ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?
Probably not.

[ ] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?
Taste-testing ANYTHING is one of the horrors of my life. I don't get why people risk it.

[ ] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?
My authority on dinosaurs is James Gurney. Whatever he knows about dinos, I do not need to know. So, no.

[X] Ability to think clearly under pressure?
Mostly, yes. I seem to have the ability to blank out EVERYTHING but the thing that gives me pressure though. I'm a focused machine that will do the most complicated work at hand absolutely perfectly and in record time while at the same time fucking up the most elementary things of everyday work life.

[ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?
Can't be much worse than the noises I work by every day. To concentrate on completely other things while my boss goes on a rant nearby or while colleagues play toss the chocolate is kinda sorta my present job requirement.

[X] Willing to work weekends?
I need my time out, and I don't want it broken into little pieces. But it's absolutely of secondary importance WHEN I get my time out. I have no particular dislike of Saturdays or Sundays or Mondays, come to think of it.