The Three Stooges 0/10
What. The. FUCK!!!! This abysmal, offensive piece of shit made me want to gouge my own eyeballs out. It fuckin' sucks, it suckin' fucks, it fuckin' blows, it's a piece of shit, and I wish my eyes had never been laid upon it. The Stooges would be turning over in their graves if they saw this movie, and, I mean, what the fuck were they thinking? They actually believed it was a good idea?! I have lost all of my faith in humanity just because of Bobby and Peter Farrelly. And really, Jersey Shore? JERSEY FUCKING SHORE!? WHO IN THEIR RIGHT FUCKING MIND PUTS JERSEY SHORE IN A FUCKING THREE STOOGES MOVIE!!!!???? *huff, huff, huff*
Moe: Easy, easy Fido.
There is treachery afoot! (Shifts eyes)
Currently writing: A Telltale Murder Mystery (Coming Soon in either mid/late 2013 or early 2014)